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kindo sorta via my good programmer~friend Marcia Murphy
1. It's an incentive to show up
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications
4. It reduces complaints about low pay
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover
6. It makes you think that you actually understand SBA concepts
7. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear
8. It helps save on heating costs in the winter
9. It encourages carpooling
10. It helps you overlook your cube mate's annoying negative qualities
11. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care
12. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work
13. It makes you think that your PFC application will fly
14. It makes fellow employees look better
15. It makes the cafeteria food taste better
16. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted
17. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
18. It makes you look forward to your 3-hr-marathon-knock-em-out "PFC Extension Strategy" meetings, as if they were "parties"
19. Suddenly, f*rting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing
20. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party
99. Hey....<burp>....Why not? Programmers fix more bugs thataway!
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