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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 09:05:05 -0400
From: Rik Brooks
To: Sharon Buntz
I just saw your article on how to tell if you are an e-mail junkie.
1) I often do respond to e-mail at 3AM after going to the bathroom. I don't turn my computer off at night so it's easy to do this.
4) I don't get an empty feeling when I turn off my modem... I never turn it off.
7) I have laughed at people with 19.2 kbs modems.
8) I might use smileys in snail mail... if I ever used snail mail anymore. Now if you want me to write to you then you'd better be on line. The last time I used a stamp it cost me 16 cents.
9) I don't have withdrawal if my hard drive crashes. First I have First Aid 97 to prevent that. Even if it does happen I have two other computers on my home network. I don't think all three would go down at the same time.
13) Yup, most of my friends do have an @ in their names.
14) I'm actually going to put up a home page for my cats in the next couple of days!
15) I bought my mother a modem and got her on AOL.
18) I wouldn't know YOUR sex if you didn't sign Sharon.
19) I bought Netscape 2 years before I decided to landscape. In fact, I just finished having my house landscaped YESTERDAY!
I was amazed, it's a funny page, but I actually have done more than half of what is there!
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Rik Brooks
http://www.pics.com/byte/dojo.htm
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