hey, Hey, HEY !! ~~ Sharon's favorite computer geek humor!
...if you know Sharon, you know that she simply loves to Have Fun... Her philosophy is certainly *not* all work and no play! She works hard, and she plays hard, but most of the times, she works and plays hard at the same time!!...
Fact is, programmers need more comic relief than any other profession in order to stay effective at keeping up with technology and keeping their "users" happy, and to at least stay partially sane. So anytime that you feel that overwhelming feeling like the bugs are simply getting harder and harder to figure out... or like computer stuff will never slow down... or you just can't handle one more upgrade, take a break and come here, my friend!
Don't read 'em all at once though, save some for later!
Okay, now, not sure who to credit for most of these (but I tried in each) since they were simply electronic floaters... Speaking of which, for a preamble, let's begin with some "Real Humor" first... Okay, now for my favorite tripe...
The Evolution of a Programmer ...Too true, too true!...
Hit your "Stop" button if we are driving you batty! <sb>
How to tell if you are a true Computer Geek...
Top 16 Signs You're Hopelessly Geeky
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life Hopelessly Geeky Geek writes...
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life REAL Programmer writes...
You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When...
Computer Geek Philosophy...
Maxims for the Internet Age
Murphy's Top 10 Laws of Computing
Murphy's Laws of Technology
For NewsGroup Junkies...
Guide to NewsGroup Contributors
Fodder for Flamers
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
In the Life of a Computer Programmer...
Top 12 Things Likely to be said by a Klingon Programmer
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...
This one says IT all
Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
Etch-A-Sketch On-Line FAQs
Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
Potty Training - A Programmer's Guide
Status Report Interpretation Guide
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been using your computer
Computer Problem Report Form
New Lyrics to Beatles Songs...Songs to program by...
The Art of Writing Requirements
What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
The Good Ol' Daze
About E-mail/Programmer Junkies...
You know you're an E-mail Junkie when...
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life E-mail Junkie writes...
Dear Dr. GUI
Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker
Life on the Island
Warning: Deadly Virus!!
Merits of a Mistress
Top 11 Reasons Why Computer Geeks Make Better Husbands
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life Computer Geek Husband writes...
Wife Software Upgrade
"TOP 10 Ten Reasons Why The Borg Won't Post His Jpeg"
"The Final Twelve Secrets Revealed - TEAM POWERSOFT: The Sequel"
The astounding answer to: "Okay, if y'all TeamPS'ers are so smart, how come y'all ain't rich?"
Reasons for allowing "Castle Beer" drinking at work
Sharon's Personal CPD Humor!... 8-) "Zen and the Art of CPD Maintenance - We're having fun NOW!" ~~ Click Here
CPD Professional Mantra/Testing Coping
Thoughts to get you through almost any crisis (including flames and CPD torture!)
ÿ Microsoft Error Messages
ÿ How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars
ÿ Microsoft God
ÿ How things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in the South
ÿ Time for God to Reboot
Soup a la Microsoft
Bill Gates chooses between Heaven and Hell
*** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
Religion and Computers...
God as a Computer Programmer
In the beginning
95+ Ways to annoy your Cubemate
The Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
The Language of a Computer Geek...
Proper "New Phrases" - Warning: Rated PG-13!
Useful Phrases at Work
Generation X Office Lingo
Computer Geek Acronyms
Computer Geek Emoticons
All the Computer Geek Acronyms!
Dogs - On Computers and Life...
Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
Things we can learn from a dog
Thought for the Day: Isn't it ironic that we call the problem "Y2K" when it is abbreviations that got us in trouble in the first place?
Thought for the Decade: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Thought for the Millennium: Save everything you can on Y2K...Thataway, you'll be prepared for Y3K <g>
The Heroes of Y2K
A Two-Digit Date ... Still can't get this one outta my head...
Millennium Pie ... Another stuck in my head... And a Classic to boot...
'Twas The Night Before Y2K
Y2K Problem Solved
The Game (betwix the Programmer and the Engineer)
Cool Computer Geek Library...
Hardcopy Bytes of Wisdom book (Every programmer has gotta get one o these! Only $5!), ISBN 1-56138-719-3
Click here to order from Amazon!
Top 25 Titles for SHORT Books... Short? Well then, we know Sharon's latest won't be listed there <s>
Challenge yourself at: http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/idiot/idiot.html
The Best advice on Web design! - Sucky to Savvy
Inlcudes - Top Ten Ways To Tell If You Have A Sucky Home Page
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