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hey, Hey, HEY !! ~~ Sharon's favorite computer geek humor!
...if you know Sharon, you know that she simply loves to Have Fun... Her philosophy is
certainly *not* all work and no play! She works hard, and
she plays hard, but most of the times, she works and plays hard at the same time!!...
Fact is,
programmers need more comic relief than any other profession in order to stay effective at
keeping up with technology and keeping their "users" happy, and to at least stay
partially sane. So anytime that you feel that overwhelming feeling like the bugs are
simply getting harder and harder to figure out... or like computer stuff will never slow
down... or you just can't handle one more upgrade, take a break and come here, my friend!
Don't read 'em all at once though, save some for later!
Okay, now, not sure who to credit for most of these (but I tried in each)
since they were simply electronic floaters... Speaking of which, for a preamble, let's
begin with some "Real Humor" first... Okay,
now for my favorite tripe...
The Evolution of a Programmer ...Too true, too true!...
Hit your "Stop" button if we are driving you batty! <sb>
How to tell if you are a true Computer Geek...
Top 16 Signs You're Hopelessly Geeky
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life Hopelessly Geeky Geek writes...
Real Programmers
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life REAL Programmer writes...
You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When...
Murphy's Top 10 Laws of Computing
Murphy's Laws of Technology
Guide to NewsGroup Contributors
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
In the Life of a Computer Programmer...
Top 12 Things Likely to be said by a Klingon Programmer
Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
Potty Training - A Programmer's Guide
Status Report Interpretation Guide
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been using your computer
New Lyrics to Beatles Songs...Songs to program by...
The Art of Writing Requirements
What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?
About E-mail/Programmer Junkies...
You know you're an E-mail Junkie when...
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life E-mail Junkie writes...
Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker
Computer-Geek Relationships...
Top 11 Reasons Why Computer Geeks Make Better Husbands
"Real Humor" again, a Real-life Computer Geek Husband writes...
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"TOP 10 Ten Reasons Why The Borg Won't Post His Jpeg"
"The Final Twelve Secrets Revealed - TEAM POWERSOFT: The Sequel"
The astounding answer to: "Okay, if y'all TeamPS'ers are so smart, how come y'all ain't rich?"
Reasons for allowing "Castle Beer" drinking at work
CPD Humor...
Sharon's Personal CPD Humor!... 8-) "Zen and the Art of CPD Maintenance - We're having fun NOW!"
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CPD Professional Mantra/Testing Coping
Thoughts to get you through almost any crisis (including flames and CPD torture!)
ÿ How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars
ÿ How things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in the South
Soup a la Microsoft
Bill Gates chooses between Heaven and Hell
*** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
God as a Computer Programmer
In the beginning
95+ Ways to annoy your Cubemate
The Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
The Language of a Computer Geek...
Proper "New Phrases" - Warning: Rated PG-13!
Computer Geek Acronyms
Computer Geek Emoticons
All the Computer Geek Acronyms!
Dogs - On Computers and Life...
Thought for the Day: Isn't it ironic that we call the problem "Y2K" when it is abbreviations that got us in trouble in the first place?
Thought for the Decade: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Thought for the Millennium: Save everything you can on Y2K...Thataway, you'll be prepared for Y3K <g>
A Two-Digit Date ... Still can't get this one outta my head...
Millennium Pie ... Another stuck in my head... And a Classic to boot...
Lagniappe...
The Game (betwix the Programmer and the Engineer)
Four Engineers
Year 2000
Jingle Gates
Hardcopy Bytes of Wisdom book (Every programmer has gotta get one o these! Only $5!), ISBN 1-56138-719-3
Click here to order from Amazon!
Top 25 Titles for SHORT Books... Short? Well then, we know Sharon's latest won't be listed there <s>
Challenge yourself at: http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/idiot/idiot.html
The Best advice on Web design! - Sucky to Savvy
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Inlcudes - Top Ten Ways To Tell If You Have A Sucky Home Page
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Hey, why not share your favorite computer geek joke?... mailto:"Sharon Weinstrom Buntz" <sbuntz@texas.net> Thanks!