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Reasons for allowing "Castle Beer" drinking at work

kindo sorta via my good programmer~friend Marcia Murphy

1. It's an incentive to show up

2. It reduces stress

3. It leads to more honest communications

4. It reduces complaints about low pay

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover

6. It makes you think that you actually understand SBA concepts

7. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear

8. It helps save on heating costs in the winter

9. It encourages carpooling

10. It helps you overlook your cube mate's annoying negative qualities

11. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care

12. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work

13. It makes you think that your PFC application will fly

14. It makes fellow employees look better

15. It makes the cafeteria food taste better

16. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted

17. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable

18. It makes you look forward to your 3-hr-marathon-knock-em-out "PFC Extension Strategy" meetings, as if they were "parties"

19. Suddenly, f*rting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing

20. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party

99. Hey....<burp>....Why not? Programmers fix more bugs thataway!



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