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Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

via my good programmer~friend Marcia Murphy

  1. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
  1. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
  1. "So -- what are you wearing?"
  1. ""Duuuuuuude! Bummer!"
  1. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
  1. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes'. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
  1. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
  1. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
  1. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
  1. "Hold on a second ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
  1. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics'."
  1. "Please hold for Mr. Gate's attorney."



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