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via my good programmer~friend Marcia Murphy

Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Must Be Male

  1. : They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  1. : They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  1. : As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.
  1. : They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
  1. : They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection.
  1. : They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to, and they won't think of it on their own.
  1. : They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the dern machine that they're content to remain with an underpowered system.
  1. : In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  1. : They get hot when you turn them on.
  1. : Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.


Top 5 Reasons Why Computers Must Be Female

  1. : No one but their Creator understands their internal logic.
  1. : Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to long-term memory for later retrieval.
  1. : The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  1. : The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
  1. : As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



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