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How things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in the South

via my wonderful, yet Visual Basic-programming ;-) husband, John

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.

3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duck tape.

4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw"

5. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos

6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse

7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"

8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky Heart"

9. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"

10. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"

11. Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag 12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word

13. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"

14. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"

15. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am

16. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse

17. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver

18. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire

19. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard

20. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator

21. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates



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